Grow a sense of humor, pets

ok, my sissies and pets. you really need to grow a sense of humor if you want me for your lady and mistress.don't be so danged surprised when i show my sense of humor. i want to be amused and entertained. if i wanted a lampstand or table i would put you there. you are here for my entertainment. you stroke for me. i own that pathetic little cock. it is my choice what and when to play with that and amuse myself.